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1 May

Spoilt Sluts

That was the last straw, I’m really pissed now.

I was boarding the train at Bedok and the first thing I noticed was this innocent pakcik in songkok, (Muslim prayer cap), with a bag full of stuff, holding on to the steel poles like as if his life depended on it. And he was using his walking stick to keep himself stable. The chap’s pretty senior, say around in his 60s. Anytime if the train braked suddenly, this fella’s definitely gonna go airborne. He was struggling to keep his balance from Bedok to Tanah Merah.

There were seats at Tanah Merah… after some bastards alighted.

I was on the verge of giving those sluts in the area a earful upon seeing nobody get up to offer his/her seat. I could not f**king believe what I just saw. This was a man who could have injured himself if he fell and none of you dickheads could not spare your seat for him? You need him to fall then you’ll wake your ideas up? Well done my fellow Singaporeans, you are the reason why we need to have courtesy campaigns everyday.

Next up, food. No recipes from me this time. But you mother f**kers better learn to appreciate what God has given you. I’ve seen fellow soldiers getting their food and not eating it because it’s just not nice. I’m sorry, but I think we can do an AAR (After Action Review) and suggest building Fullerton Hotel next to the canteen. You can do with the fine dining there. After all, you’ve got super expensive taste.

That applies to everyone. Bloody hell finish your food and not throw anything away. We Singaporeans are k****a mother f**king arrogant bastards to think that we have food in abundance. And that gives us all the rights in the damn world to throw it away. You morons have been complaining about the rise in everyday stuff like rice, sugar and etc but you are the same idiots who have been dumping food. F**king hypocrites.

Now you guys must be telling yourself, oh my speak for yourself asshole. Well, if you opened your bloody eyes, you could have seen that I try my very best to finish my food, which I do 99% of the time. Giving up my seat to the needy, that one’s a no brainer.

We are spoilt to the bones. We need to go through what those guys in Iraq are going through. We can do with that. We need a Student Exchange Programme whereby we exchange a few spoilt sluts for those needy families overseas. Think Indon, Russia, Congo and etc. Duration of stay will be 6 months.

I’ll guaran-damn-tee their lives will be completely “transformed”.

2 Responses to “Spoilt Sluts”

  1. syafiqah Says:

    u know there is this 1 place at Indon… called ‘pasantren’ i think.
    alot of spoilt brats sent there come back pious!

    how i wish my brother was sent there. wont give the heartaches and headaches to my parents. hahaha

  2. sufyan Says:

    I wonder how’s he doing now.

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